Thursday, July 31, 2003
What Daves gonna do is take Horizon. Shine that sumbitch up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!
Actually I won't do that, as I dont steal other peoples characters and spots.
Except Y2J's
Oh You Didn't know? It's True it's true, business is gonna pick up, if you smell what I'm cooking...........Jabroni!
No copyright infringement here, Dave 3:16
Actually I won't do that, as I dont steal other peoples characters and spots.
Except Y2J's
Oh You Didn't know? It's True it's true, business is gonna pick up, if you smell what I'm cooking...........Jabroni!
No copyright infringement here, Dave 3:16
Tuesday, July 29, 2003
Dave neeeeds sleeeeeep! Dave couldnt sleeep last night so he watched No Mercy 2000 on VDO Dave wants the world to be more like the rasslin' I want all problems to be solved with a falls count anywhere, no DQ Hell In A cell match.
PS Foley is Good.
PPS Y2J is better.
Quote Of The Day
This is Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the first telephone. If you've invented another telephone, then Call me now! Im $4.95 per minute.
Ok so that wasnt a real quote.......but it was a bit of fun.
PS Foley is Good.
PPS Y2J is better.
Quote Of The Day
This is Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the first telephone. If you've invented another telephone, then Call me now! Im $4.95 per minute.
Ok so that wasnt a real quote.......but it was a bit of fun.
Monday, July 28, 2003
Quote Of The Day
"I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissing me off!" The Undertaker to Kurt Angle Fully Loaded 2000
"I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissing me off!" The Undertaker to Kurt Angle Fully Loaded 2000
Friday, July 25, 2003
Quote of the Day
My car won't go brm brm..... Loop-Fruit discussing technical things.
Dave attacked the mead bottle so Civic could have some fancy bottles for Harry. I think i made a mishtake doin that..........
Watched james bond last night and here is the final word. TIMOTHY DALTON WAS THE BEST JAMES BOND
That'll piss some people off......
My car won't go brm brm..... Loop-Fruit discussing technical things.
Dave attacked the mead bottle so Civic could have some fancy bottles for Harry. I think i made a mishtake doin that..........
Watched james bond last night and here is the final word. TIMOTHY DALTON WAS THE BEST JAMES BOND
That'll piss some people off......
Thursday, July 24, 2003
Hello ev'rybody!
This is Bluebottle taking control of Daves blog! he he he!!!!
Daves cardboard cut out life is as mad as ever!
I wish I had a life like that, then I wouldn't be deaded all the time.............
Quote Of The Day
"You need one of them things what my Granddad's got. It wakes him up at 8 o clock, boils the kettle and makes a cup of tea"
Whats that called?
"My Grandma!"
-----Bluebottle & Eccles The Goon Show
Now after all that garbage, a new segment....... What I wanna Know!!!!!
What I wanna know is.....What's become of the crispy bacon we had before the war eh?????
(That was Dave typing words) And Now....some music......La la la la la!
The end is approaching rapidly. In fact here it is........ The End.
PS There is no post-script. Not now, not ever THERE NEVER WILL BE A POST SC...oh bugger!
This is Bluebottle taking control of Daves blog! he he he!!!!
Daves cardboard cut out life is as mad as ever!
I wish I had a life like that, then I wouldn't be deaded all the time.............
Quote Of The Day
"You need one of them things what my Granddad's got. It wakes him up at 8 o clock, boils the kettle and makes a cup of tea"
Whats that called?
"My Grandma!"
-----Bluebottle & Eccles The Goon Show
Now after all that garbage, a new segment....... What I wanna Know!!!!!
What I wanna know is.....What's become of the crispy bacon we had before the war eh?????
(That was Dave typing words) And Now....some music......La la la la la!
The end is approaching rapidly. In fact here it is........ The End.
PS There is no post-script. Not now, not ever THERE NEVER WILL BE A POST SC...oh bugger!
Monday, July 21, 2003
Reg , Reg, Reg, Reg, everybody loves Reg.
Checked the Bill website today and their poll question is Should Reg get a woman? Whats gonna happen to Coffee Squad then???????
Drama of the Day
Bargearse!!!!!! (from the makers of Confessions Of A Bloke With A Really Big Donger)
Quote Of The Day
"I had that dream where you're driving along and then Doughnuts, raining down from the heavens all the colours of the rainbow, Doughnuts everywhere and then BANG! I crash into a 20-foot Pollywaffle!" Snr Sgt Bargearse
Checked the Bill website today and their poll question is Should Reg get a woman? Whats gonna happen to Coffee Squad then???????
Drama of the Day
Bargearse!!!!!! (from the makers of Confessions Of A Bloke With A Really Big Donger)
Quote Of The Day
"I had that dream where you're driving along and then Doughnuts, raining down from the heavens all the colours of the rainbow, Doughnuts everywhere and then BANG! I crash into a 20-foot Pollywaffle!" Snr Sgt Bargearse
Friday, July 18, 2003
Hi Fans! Dave here again with everything you wanted to know about nothin....
And after that intro I cant fink ov nuffin ecksept Eye godda noo spelcheque on me PEEECEE.
Izzat goood oar wot?
Ohh what a feeling......Red Boobies!
Quote Of the Day
"Hey there lamp, that's a nice shade!" - Bert
And after that intro I cant fink ov nuffin ecksept Eye godda noo spelcheque on me PEEECEE.
Izzat goood oar wot?
Ohh what a feeling......Red Boobies!
Quote Of the Day
"Hey there lamp, that's a nice shade!" - Bert
Thursday, July 17, 2003
Quote of the Day
"Jana Wendt has just said Bottom!" The Late Show
Now thats out of the way, lets get down to business......
Horizon still sucks like a Hoover on steroids.....
Mope is still cool.....
Reg is still The MAN
Mick Molloy deserves to win an Oscar.....
Dave is still an alchoholic as well as a Jerichoholic.
and finally , People In Hats Are Running The World!
"As long as I wear my Hat of invunerability, Doris, no harm can befall me...." - Volvo Driver
And now......Dave's Least Favourite Word of The Day
(beeeeeeep) Unrestricted......
"Jana Wendt has just said Bottom!" The Late Show
Now thats out of the way, lets get down to business......
Horizon still sucks like a Hoover on steroids.....
Mope is still cool.....
Reg is still The MAN
Mick Molloy deserves to win an Oscar.....
Dave is still an alchoholic as well as a Jerichoholic.
and finally , People In Hats Are Running The World!
"As long as I wear my Hat of invunerability, Doris, no harm can befall me...." - Volvo Driver
And now......Dave's Least Favourite Word of The Day
(beeeeeeep) Unrestricted......
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Dave Has Returned!
Got a few minutes up my sleeve. So here's a reenactment of my dream last night........
(Dave walks in library)
Voice: This is Dave, he's worked in this library for over three years, however, today his customers have just got off the last bus from The Twilight Zone!!!!!!"
I hate when Rod Serling narrates my dreams.
More to come........
Got a few minutes up my sleeve. So here's a reenactment of my dream last night........
(Dave walks in library)
Voice: This is Dave, he's worked in this library for over three years, however, today his customers have just got off the last bus from The Twilight Zone!!!!!!"
I hate when Rod Serling narrates my dreams.
More to come........
