Monday, June 30, 2003
Oh what a feeling...... some thingy!
Sorry I cant update Blog today as were offline and using the backup system.
(Well the customers believe that anyway!)
Dave broken
seeya
Sorry I cant update Blog today as were offline and using the backup system.
(Well the customers believe that anyway!)
Dave broken
seeya
Friday, June 27, 2003
HULK IS THE MAN!!!!!!!
Saw HULK last night. Not too bad. When I was leaving some guy in front of me said "awww would have been better if Thor was in it" You Dumb-arse! If you want Hulk and Thor see "The Return of the Incredible Hulk" and see how badly that sucked!
Dave getting angry!!!!!!!!!!
Saw HULK last night. Not too bad. When I was leaving some guy in front of me said "awww would have been better if Thor was in it" You Dumb-arse! If you want Hulk and Thor see "The Return of the Incredible Hulk" and see how badly that sucked!
Dave getting angry!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, June 26, 2003
The H-Bomb is Coming.........
7 days to Horizon Sunrise blasts its way into my Library like the Hulk on XTC. Dave is feeling more and more like Bruce Banner, except when I dropped into Woden last night and they hadn't finished updating! Hehhehheh. By the way the dude who dies in Harry Potter is not worth waiting for. (I didn't read it but someone told me). Apparently Ron gets eaten by Hagrid after Hagrid was watching Pink Floyd's The Wall and had the munchies......
Quote Of The Day
String, string, string, string, Everybody needs string! - The Goodies
Come on Hulk!!!!!
7 days to Horizon Sunrise blasts its way into my Library like the Hulk on XTC. Dave is feeling more and more like Bruce Banner, except when I dropped into Woden last night and they hadn't finished updating! Hehhehheh. By the way the dude who dies in Harry Potter is not worth waiting for. (I didn't read it but someone told me). Apparently Ron gets eaten by Hagrid after Hagrid was watching Pink Floyd's The Wall and had the munchies......
Quote Of The Day
String, string, string, string, Everybody needs string! - The Goodies
Come on Hulk!!!!!
Wednesday, June 25, 2003
DAVE BEEN PAID!!!!!!! DAVE CAN AFFORD TO BE GETTIN GRAMMAR LESSONS!!!!!
Now Ive gotta get all this Horizon stuff in by 5. (Probably be able to do it by 12)
But First......
The Quote Of The Day
Hulk SMAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Dave ready to see some high falootin' Hulksmashing action tomorrow)
To see what Hulk thinks log on to www.livejournal.com/users/hulk
Now Ive gotta get all this Horizon stuff in by 5. (Probably be able to do it by 12)
But First......
The Quote Of The Day
Hulk SMAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Dave ready to see some high falootin' Hulksmashing action tomorrow)
To see what Hulk thinks log on to www.livejournal.com/users/hulk
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
Its Tuesday and I still havent been paid! (But I got another few hours doing HORRORZONE regos). Not in a good mood, Its too damn hot in this office and at brekky I got into a fight with my rice Bubbles. I distinctly heard them say "Snap, Crackle F**K Him!"
Quote of the Day
Its tooooooooooooo hooooooooooooootttttttt!
Quote of the Day
Its tooooooooooooo hooooooooooooootttttttt!
Thursday, June 19, 2003
Had a nice brekky today to celebrate Irina's Certtificate II (Return of the killer certificate)
Then I found out payroll had $#%#ed up my pay and I wont be paid till Monday. (But I can still afford to drink tonight!)
Song of the Day
Now my carpet keeps on spinning.....
And the cat's walked up the wall..
And my munchies are singing harmony,
And my budgie is 30 feet tall..
The real Magic Mushroom air-freshener ad......
Then I found out payroll had $#%#ed up my pay and I wont be paid till Monday. (But I can still afford to drink tonight!)
Song of the Day
Now my carpet keeps on spinning.....
And the cat's walked up the wall..
And my munchies are singing harmony,
And my budgie is 30 feet tall..
The real Magic Mushroom air-freshener ad......
Tuesday, June 17, 2003
I cant fink ov nuffin!
Seeya next time.........
But wait, we must have the Quote Of The Day!!!!!!
We got a maltese so Schumi could have some dinner that moved......
The Can-Man, talking bout his dog.
Second Quote of The Day.
Voila! As they say in Germany.... Y2Dave
Seeya next time.........
But wait, we must have the Quote Of The Day!!!!!!
We got a maltese so Schumi could have some dinner that moved......
The Can-Man, talking bout his dog.
Second Quote of The Day.
Voila! As they say in Germany.... Y2Dave
Monday, June 16, 2003
Quote of D Day!
Hey guys , wheres Berlin?
The Real Quote of the Day
That's pretty tricky hard.
Dave (Mr Punctuation) - trying to use English.
Hey guys , wheres Berlin?
The Real Quote of the Day
That's pretty tricky hard.
Dave (Mr Punctuation) - trying to use English.
Dave's back at work (at reduced hours) but Dave gets to sleep in in the morning, take in a bit of Kochies wisdom and relax. Yay Kochie!!!!!
I went to Donut King in Woden yesterday (I asked to see the king but he wasn't there) and ordered a cappucino. Miss Intelligence 2003 , who happened to be working there that day informed me "Er we dont got cappucinos, we have Mugacinos". Dave is tuned to Radio Dumb Guys today, so can someone tell me what the F**KING difference is apart from the F**KING size of the F**KING MUG!!!!"
Song of the Day
All the leaves are brooown!
--- All the leaves are brooown!
And the sky is grey
--- All the leaves are brooown!
I've been for a walk....
--- All the leaves are brooown!
On a winters day.........
--- All the leaves are brooown!
California Dreaming as performed on The Sketch Show
I went to Donut King in Woden yesterday (I asked to see the king but he wasn't there) and ordered a cappucino. Miss Intelligence 2003 , who happened to be working there that day informed me "Er we dont got cappucinos, we have Mugacinos". Dave is tuned to Radio Dumb Guys today, so can someone tell me what the F**KING difference is apart from the F**KING size of the F**KING MUG!!!!"
Song of the Day
All the leaves are brooown!
--- All the leaves are brooown!
And the sky is grey
--- All the leaves are brooown!
I've been for a walk....
--- All the leaves are brooown!
On a winters day.........
--- All the leaves are brooown!
California Dreaming as performed on The Sketch Show
Friday, June 13, 2003
Quote of the Day
I Got The Stuff !!!!!! - Mark, Highway To Heaven.
Obviously no-one will remember that show.......
I Got The Stuff !!!!!! - Mark, Highway To Heaven.
Obviously no-one will remember that show.......
Dave's Book of the Day
Eat healthy, Exercise and Die Anyway. by the author of Lose Weight By Exploding
Stay tuned for quote of the day.....
Eat healthy, Exercise and Die Anyway. by the author of Lose Weight By Exploding
Stay tuned for quote of the day.....
Happy Friday the 13th Everybody!!!!
Dave gonna dust off the video collection, have a few light liquid refreshments, and watch ol' Jason do his stuff.......
Now let's kick Horizon in the nads again.....
Dave gonna dust off the video collection, have a few light liquid refreshments, and watch ol' Jason do his stuff.......
Now let's kick Horizon in the nads again.....
Thursday, June 12, 2003
A quick quiz for Civic workers..... Who's this?
"Hi Guys!!!!!"
Ive worked out what music I want at my funeral. The theme from Parkinson. Or my coffin can go down a conveyer belt, through 5 sets of doors while the theme from Get Smart plays. I'll be buried in a phone booth.
Quote of the Afternoon
Presenting the new Labor Party leader........Hi guys!
"Hi Guys!!!!!"
Ive worked out what music I want at my funeral. The theme from Parkinson. Or my coffin can go down a conveyer belt, through 5 sets of doors while the theme from Get Smart plays. I'll be buried in a phone booth.
Quote of the Afternoon
Presenting the new Labor Party leader........Hi guys!
Damn people are idiots!!!!!!!!
Just had someone come to the info desk and ask where the library is...
But anyways aside from that idiot I'm happy.....
My application is finished and its now time for
The Quote of The Day!!!!!!!
You do realise that Brainurysm isn't actually a word? - The Civic Library walking Dictionary
Now lets all kick Horizon in the nads........
Just had someone come to the info desk and ask where the library is...
But anyways aside from that idiot I'm happy.....
My application is finished and its now time for
The Quote of The Day!!!!!!!
You do realise that Brainurysm isn't actually a word? - The Civic Library walking Dictionary
Now lets all kick Horizon in the nads........
Wednesday, June 11, 2003
Dave has a few minutes up his sleeves (ooohhh look, an arm!) so he's gonna say a big Hi to my regular reader!
HI!!!!!!!
Dave gotta get back to his application, (the real reason I'm here so early!) but first......
The Quote of the Day
Can I have some Ice please?
-- What kind? Pre-frozen or Do It Yourself????
from The Glynn Nicholas Show
ohhhh look......COFFEE!!!!!!!!! (Sesame Street should have had The Coffee Monster)
And a side note..... It should be illegal for an attractive woman to have an Irish accent. It makes Dave all quivery......
See you at Tree-Tirty!
HI!!!!!!!
Dave gotta get back to his application, (the real reason I'm here so early!) but first......
The Quote of the Day
Can I have some Ice please?
-- What kind? Pre-frozen or Do It Yourself????
from The Glynn Nicholas Show
ohhhh look......COFFEE!!!!!!!!! (Sesame Street should have had The Coffee Monster)
And a side note..... It should be illegal for an attractive woman to have an Irish accent. It makes Dave all quivery......
See you at Tree-Tirty!
Friday, June 06, 2003
Damn Blind people in their wheelchairs......
Dave is gonna kill the next idiot I see. So watch out richard!
Quote of The Afternoon
Hoofin and Poofin!
Dave is gonna kill the next idiot I see. So watch out richard!
Quote of The Afternoon
Hoofin and Poofin!
Dave not happy. (grrrrrrr). Dave is getting frustrated by the freaks.... (speaking of freaks , here comes the twice daily one). Ah well at least I got three days off this weekend, might catch up on the clone saga..........
For more of the exciting adventures of Dave......Tune in next time, same Dave time same Dave channel.
Quote of the Day
"250??? You should be locked up! 250 guys just walking down the street just like that....."
Steve McQueen (The Cooler King) The Great Escape
For more of the exciting adventures of Dave......Tune in next time, same Dave time same Dave channel.
Quote of the Day
"250??? You should be locked up! 250 guys just walking down the street just like that....."
Steve McQueen (The Cooler King) The Great Escape
Thursday, June 05, 2003
I think I'm having a brainurysm........................
New Quote of the minute RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! Dave SMASH HORIZON TILL ITS DEAD!!!!!!!
Normal service will resume as soon as Dave gets a cuppa.....
Normal service will resume as soon as Dave gets a cuppa.....
Taking a quick time out from Horizon updating to Blog updating. (No difference really, except Blogger actually WORKS!!!!!)
Dave got three month contract, no money and a hankering to drink many a guiness tonight.
That's Dave's day in a nutshell........except for:
The Quote of the Day
Yeah Street, avenue they're all the same. It just a damn road! Can we put road????
Dave, (while trying to enter records in Horizon)
Bye evrybody!
Dave got three month contract, no money and a hankering to drink many a guiness tonight.
That's Dave's day in a nutshell........except for:
The Quote of the Day
Yeah Street, avenue they're all the same. It just a damn road! Can we put road????
Dave, (while trying to enter records in Horizon)
Bye evrybody!
Wednesday, June 04, 2003
HULK SMASH HORIZON!! Horizon no make sense to HULK. Hulk want card catalog back.
Quote of the Day "I've got two O-Levels and a budgerigar!" - Bluebottle The Goon Show
Quote of the Day "I've got two O-Levels and a budgerigar!" - Bluebottle The Goon Show
Geez Dewey is weird. I like the fact that its starts with books on alien abductions, UFOs, unsolved mysteries (with robert Stack :-) ) the unexplained and then suddenly you get How to use Word for Windows.???!!! What a system!
Daves happy cause Johnny has pissed off Peter Costello....... heh heh heh!
Word of the day: " Thiller! Civic library joke........
Daves happy cause Johnny has pissed off Peter Costello....... heh heh heh!
Word of the day: " Thiller! Civic library joke........
Monday, June 02, 2003
Look I may have seen half an episode of Cracker! but I swear the Soond was doon!
McDave
McDave
Todays NEW Quote:
Yep Yep, Yep yep yep! - spoken by Guess Who
Dave, who thinks contraceptives should be used in every concievable occasion.
Yep Yep, Yep yep yep! - spoken by Guess Who
Dave, who thinks contraceptives should be used in every concievable occasion.
OK The count for my repeat customer is now SEVEN TIMES in and out of MY Library!!!!! Just when I've been trying to write my application for this position I wanna get. Some people should make up their mind, In - Out - In - Out! What's next? Shake it all about?????
Quote for Today (again): "Look at my head, That big Ol' head" - Bender (a new hero of mine)
Quote for Today (again): "Look at my head, That big Ol' head" - Bender (a new hero of mine)
Dave happy! Dave is going great guns today! Except I've got the theme from Futurama stuck in my head, (That'll make a good doorbell). Hmmm. Someone has walked in and out of MY library 3 times now......Make up your Damn mind!!!!!
Todays Quote: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm Sacrelicious!!!!!"
Todays Quote: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm Sacrelicious!!!!!"
