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Friday, May 30, 2003

Dave's gotta go for another interview........ Damn formalities!!!!!! Daves gotta go through that 'orrible procedure again. (Ohhhh 'ow 'orrible!) Dave gotta ring Mum tonight and tell her about this. She worries more than I do.

For a lighter note, put an A sharp near the bulb.

Todays Quote: "When the Plin afflicts you, or you've got the flu... You'll find what protects you is EEEE ARRRgh Nicki-noo" - Peter Sellers (in the 20th Century)

Monday, May 26, 2003

Matrix is not a good movie. Matrix II is a good movie however. Wassup wid that????
(At least its a better film than Body Melt. Im not saying that Matrix reloaded should win any prizes except for best delivery of the name.... "Mr Anderson!")

Dave got drunk last night when my friend rang and made me watch the Big Brother eviction. Like I know what the hell is going on. Its like a bunch of drunk idiots in a house, Dave had enough of that at uni!

Hiya Megsie!!!

Saturday, May 24, 2003

Dave got less work now.... Dave got cut back at work from 6 days/week to 2 days a week. Fark it! Dave is going to get really sloshed tonight (after The Bill, obviously) to drown his sorrows......

Ok this blog aint too long (for the happy woman who complained about the length of my blogs) But who gives a damn? Reg never does...



Monkeys are still funny!
Some Blogs are very very long....


This one isn't
OK just so everything is clear..... The story so far.....

Alphonse loves Lisa,
But Lisa loves Fritz,
And Fritz thinks that Lottie just thrills him to bits,
But Lottie has told me that she lives Alphonse,
So nobody's getting what everyone wants........

Friday, May 23, 2003

My hero of the day is Arkwright! For his brilliant and useful phrases such as: "We've got t-t-too many f-fig biscuits, G-G-Granville s-start p-pushing F-Fig Biscuits"

Dave (f-fetch your cloth)
Dave has had his fill of happiness apparantly. After a pretty good night last night. today is shaping up to be a pretty god awful day filled with too many annoying F-F-F-Freaky people. Whens Alicia coming? I need her orb of happiness!!!!!



Thursday, May 22, 2003

Yay My ABS project is Done!!!!!!!!!!
Dave is so happy! Dave will celebrate with a Hulk Guinness tonight and then watch his DVD of Open All Hours.

What a great life has ol' Dave. Isn't that right G-G-G-G-Granville?

Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Heh.. Monkeys are funny.....

Trunk Monkey is my new hero!

Tuesday, May 20, 2003

Blog??? Whazza blog ? A blue dog? Or something else? And how do you make a meal Neil? With lemon peel, Neil?

God bless Cliff Richard.

Shamelessly breaking copyright is ol'Dave.
Dave is starting and enemies list, just like Dick Nixon's. So everyone better watch out! Except those with names that are too hard to spell. First spot on my list is taken by those who dont know where the shopfront has moved!!!!!!! Grr , angry Dave.........

Monday, May 19, 2003

Daves brain is temporarily out of service.


Oh What a feeling, ....... No thinkin'
Dave wishes people would learn whe the F**King Shopfront is. (Dave is angry yet still refuses to swear. What a nice lad)

Why won't people learn the correct way to do things...... Damn those other branches!!!!

Dave wants to smash but feels too knackered..........
Dave worked Sunday. Dave dont like Sunday work. (Except Dave had the company of Ken and Megsie!) Even though Dave DONT LIKE SUNDAY WORK. (Dave like Sunday PAY though!)

Dave sleepy ..........


zzzzzzzz


Saturday, May 17, 2003

ABS is not the greatest part of my job! I hate everyone involved in ABS!
(Alright NOW my blog has an obligatory whinge!)

Dave's going off work to have a HULK sized pint of Guinness.
Hi team! Y2Dave has just parked his Goggomobil in the land of Blog. So here I am. For those who wonder why the name Y2Dave, it was either that or Hulk and Y2Dave does not want an angry Hulk on his case........ Thats enough to start. More to follow.................

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